An excerpt from CORNSTARCHFAMILY by Meghan B. Harrington:
"One's name was Teeny, full of sugar and spice She was beautiful, funny, and the boys she'd entice She was talented, energetic, as creative as they come She flashed the girls her boobs, and to that they said 'yum!'
One's name was Holly, who was sweet and smelled good She giggled, chuckled, and laughed all she could She was determined to be Mrs. Thomas Brady But would've been happy with Josh, on a datey
One's name was Stephanie, who was skinny and fun She liked country music and warm days in the sun She sang, and laughed, and exuded love She enjoyed peace and serenity, just like a dove
One's name was Anna who excelled at dance She leaped and jumped and did a little prance Her house was definitely the group's H.Q. Her brother walked in on them watching people screw
One's name was Laura, who was sweet and pure For a living, twas the sick she wanted to cure She sang like an an angel sent down from heaven And her boyfriend's name was Chris, not Devon
One's name was Becky, she was authentic as ever When it came to style, she was original and clever She had a wholesome heart and a desire to please all Her heart and her brain were far from small"
[And then, there was Meghan, the beautiful queen She made us laugh till we were sore in the spleen Always there to listen or advise She judges no one with her bright, loving eyes]
"Separately they're amazing, smart, and fun But really, they like to be looked at as one The next special they watch might be naked chef And they'll watch it together, all seven, C.S.F."